Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Which Joke Do You Like?

They are jokes that I already known in Frensh and I translated to English;so,I hope that you can get the meaning:

1-What is the difference between an accident and a disaster?
If your mother-in-law is drowning: it is an accident.
If you safe her: it is a disaster!!

2-It is a story of a moslem man who wanna get married a very beautiful lady from German.His only condition is to believe and practice islam religion such as :fasting,praying..etc.The lady accepted these conditions but when they get married,the lady found difficulties to fast which pushed the husband to divorce.But before divorcing,the husband invited El Imam in his house maybe he could change her wife's mind.At his arrives,this beautiful lady opened the door for the Imam.She was so beautiful that the Imam said to the husband: listen my son,Ramadan comes and leaves but if this beautiful lady leaves it is forever!

3-A kid asks his father:Dad,who gave me my intellegence?The dad answer:it is your mom certainly because me I have already mine.

4-A teacher demand to his students:
students who think that they are bad worker stand.
Two minutes after,a girl stood
The teacher:You think really that you are a bad worker!
she answered:No,just It hurts me in my heart to see you standing alone.

5-A guy discusses with his friend:
It goes badly these days, my wife spends her evenings to make the tour of the bars of the city.
-Is she an alcoholic ?
-No,she looks for me.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Happy Ramadhan


Hi freinds i hope that you are doing well . So i wish happy R amadhan to you . I miss you a lot , and want to see you soon . Take care i have no money lol...

yours ahlam.

Apology.....

I'm very sorry being not write a lot in the blog, but we have no Internet at home as I can barely get out of the house because of this heat also other circumstances do not allow.
So excuse me my dear teacher.... I miss you longing for the rain the ground.
Good buye mada.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Informational report

The goitre

Nowdays,many people suffer from dangerous diseases in all over the world such as Aids,diabet...etc.One of this diseases is : the goitre.
The goitre is connected to local waters sources or food problems even it depends of the region.For example,In algeria,it is kabylia which is touched by this illness than other places.In addition,it is hereditary illness.
This illness has many identified symptomes such as faint,palpitation,shiver especially nerves.There is no miracle cure for it because it is genetic.The only thing that a man can do is to use salt at meal anytime.
In case of a man be touched by this illness,it is recommended to him medical followed because there is risk of cancer.
The goitre is a dangerous illness;so,we mustn`t amuse to take his medecines.Let`s treath before it will be late.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Rami 2009 ( L'Jean taché )


*L'jean taché* : this song made a big sucess last year and included this year.The truth message of this song is indeed the materialism.The singer Mouloud Rami tell us the truth of our society through this song.
Nowdays,almost all people talk only about money and material.For example,when teachers meet between them,they speak about the salary but rare when they talk about the level of students!It is the case for doctors and almost all workers!!Money ,money,and money!!!!!!
Also,both girls and boys who wants to get married,they look for immigrants,ugly or handome,intellegent or dulled,it doesn't matter.Even,no problem with the religion,budhist or moslem,jewish or christian it is the same.The importance is this double nationality.
To understand that people of nowdays function with money but we don`t have to be angry for these peple.It is this country which push them to run away.
So,my friends,if you see a handsome algerian man and educated with an immigrant or a foreign lady with no level don`t be astonished!
1euro=130da
So,these ladies worth 13 times better than us!!It is the reality.ha ha ha..
Myself,I don`t blame these people.Maybe they are right by thinking like that to save itself.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Magpakailanman

Three words
Fill my racing mind
Leave me breathless
Lost in time

Three words
Fill my endless dreams
Repair my heart
Mend the seams

Three words
Fill my open ears
Flutter 'pon your tongue
Wash away my dark fears

Three words
Fill my joyful life
With you by my side
My beautiful wife

Three words
Fill your heart too
Three words pronounced
I love you

- Josh Maraman -

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Background
Lead vocalist Terry Sharpe and guitarist Pat Gribben first worked together when in 1978 they joined punk band The Starjets. The band experienced limited success and disbanded in the early 1980s.[1] Sharpe and Gribben then formed The Adventures in early 1984 with Gribben's wife, Eileen, Gerard Murphy, Tony Ayre and Paul Crowder. They signed to Chrysalis Records and were taken on by upcoming manager, Simon Fuller, who saw them achieve much publicity and promotion in the music press. Despite this promising start, their debut single, "Another Silent Day", released in the summer of 1984, failed to chart highly. Further singles were released, all of which were minor hits in the UK Charts, but no major breakthrough was achieved.[2] Their debut album, Theodore and Friends, was released in 1985 while the group were on a world tour supporting Tears for Fears. It received much critical acclaim, but again no significant sales.

The band laid low for the next two years. During this time, main songwriter, Pat Gribben composed some new songs for a second album and the band left Chrysalis Records and were picked up by Elektra Records. With another burst of promotion and heavy airplay, their new single "Broken Land" became their first significant hit, reaching No.20 in the UK Charts and spent 10 weeks on the chart. The single was quickly followed up by the album, The Sea of Love, which reached #30 and also remained on the charts for 10 weeks.[3] The follow-up singles, "Drowning in the Sea of Love" and "One Step From Heaven", failed to reach as highly and stalled at no.44 and no.82 respectively, though the album was certified Silver (for 60,000 copies sold) by the BPI a year after its release in 1989.

The band combined pop/rock with a folk music sound for their third album, Trading Secrets with the Moon. Released in early 1990 along with a couple of singles, the album failed to capitalise on their earlier success and only appeared briefly on the UK album Charts, stalling at no.64.[4] This ended their contract with Elektra.

With another rethink and now down to a quartet, The Adventures returned in 1992 with the single "Raining All Over the World". Now signed to Polydor Records, the song reached #68 and was to be the group's final chart appearance. A fourth album, Lions and Tigers and Bears, was released in 1993. Despite featuring a new single, a contemporary reworking of the 1960s hit "Monday Monday", the album met with tepid response and failed to chart. The group were then dropped by Polydor, and essentially broke up soon after.

Pat Gribben continues to write songs and is currently working with singer Ryan Molloy, while Terry Sharpe spent some years performing in a cover band, The Dead Handsomes. The Adventures regrouped briefly in 2007 for some gigs in Belfast, but no major reunion was ever organised. They regrouped again in 2009 to perform further small scale gigs in Belfast, as well as appearances at the Time To Be Proud and Féile an Phobail Festivals during the summer.
Background
Lead vocalist Terry Sharpe and guitarist Pat Gribben first worked together when in 1978 they joined punk band The Starjets. The band experienced limited success and disbanded in the early 1980s.[1] Sharpe and Gribben then formed The Adventures in early 1984 with Gribben's wife, Eileen, Gerard Murphy, Tony Ayre and Paul Crowder. They signed to Chrysalis Records and were taken on by upcoming manager, Simon Fuller, who saw them achieve much publicity and promotion in the music press. Despite this promising start, their debut single, "Another Silent Day", released in the summer of 1984, failed to chart highly. Further singles were released, all of which were minor hits in the UK Charts, but no major breakthrough was achieved.[2] Their debut album, Theodore and Friends, was released in 1985 while the group were on a world tour supporting Tears for Fears. It received much critical acclaim, but again no significant sales.

The band laid low for the next two years. During this time, main songwriter, Pat Gribben composed some new songs for a second album and the band left Chrysalis Records and were picked up by Elektra Records. With another burst of promotion and heavy airplay, their new single "Broken Land" became their first significant hit, reaching No.20 in the UK Charts and spent 10 weeks on the chart. The single was quickly followed up by the album, The Sea of Love, which reached #30 and also remained on the charts for 10 weeks.[3] The follow-up singles, "Drowning in the Sea of Love" and "One Step From Heaven", failed to reach as highly and stalled at no.44 and no.82 respectively, though the album was certified Silver (for 60,000 copies sold) by the BPI a year after its release in 1989.

The band combined pop/rock with a folk music sound for their third album, Trading Secrets with the Moon. Released in early 1990 along with a couple of singles, the album failed to capitalise on their earlier success and only appeared briefly on the UK album Charts, stalling at no.64.[4] This ended their contract with Elektra.

With another rethink and now down to a quartet, The Adventures returned in 1992 with the single "Raining All Over the World". Now signed to Polydor Records, the song reached #68 and was to be the group's final chart appearance. A fourth album, Lions and Tigers and Bears, was released in 1993. Despite featuring a new single, a contemporary reworking of the 1960s hit "Monday Monday", the album met with tepid response and failed to chart. The group were then dropped by Polydor, and essentially broke up soon after.

Pat Gribben continues to write songs and is currently working with singer Ryan Molloy, while Terry Sharpe spent some years performing in a cover band, The Dead Handsomes. The Adventures regrouped briefly in 2007 for some gigs in Belfast, but no major reunion was ever organised. They regrouped again in 2009 to perform further small scale gigs in Belfast, as well as appearances at the Time To Be Proud and Féile an Phobail Festivals during the summer.
Flag Boy" (1994)

Each year around this time, when I see groups of guys in dress whites staggering through the streets of Manhattan, I realize, It's Fleet Week!, and it gives me a happy, familiar feeling of continuity, a contented sense of the cycle of life. It means I've spent another year in New York City. It's one of those annual events whose date you never remember until it comes around again, like when The Wizard of Oz used to air on TV once a year.

Similarly, each year on June 14th I get emails and voice mail messages from far-flung friends all around the world. One of them is always from my friend Jenny Boylan. At first, there is silence. Then I hear that unmistakable, high-pitched, querulous voice asking: "Is it-- is it really here?" And then begins the crazed and hysterical medley of patriotic songs: "It's a Grand Old Flag," "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy," etc. And I know that it is Flag Day.

Flag Boy was conceived one day over sixteen years ago when my friend John Quinn and I were wandering through the streets of Philadelphia, horribly hung over as always, in search of grapefruit. We came across a scene of festive commotion: a little brick courtyard filled with schoolchildren all waving little American flags. A man in uniform stood to one side, prepared to address them. John and I approached a woman who seemed to be there in some official capacity, a guide or chaperone. "What's going on?" we asked her. "Something in honor of the flag," she explained. "In honor of the flag?" we asked. She just looked at us. "It's Flag Day," she said.

Flag Day. It was one of those childhood holidays you forget about as an adult, like Arbor Day. And then we realized that not only was it Flag Day but that the little courtyard we were looking at was the courtyard of Betsy Ross's House. We were at the Ground Zero of Flag Day. We were like two clueless tourists stumbling into Times Square at 11:43 on December 31st asking folks, Hey what's the big to-do?

What happened next is kind of hard to explain now that I don't drink so much anymore. Basically, I was possessed by the spirit of Flag Boy. I ran through the streets frantically waving my little flag (the Betsy Ross House lady was handing them out), weeping with laughter and screaming, "It's Flag Day! Happy Flag Day, everybody! Let every day be Flag Day in your hearts! O, happy, happy Flag Daaaaay!" The cartoon appeared shortly thereafter.

For some unknown reason this cartoon took on a life of its own. Everyone loved F[l]ag Boy. He was the Waminals© of his day. I did a few follow-up doodles, like "Flag Boy: The Day After":

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Happy ramadan

Ramadan:it means fast from sunrise to sunset.It concerns all moslem people.
During this holly month,adult moslem people,don`t eat,don`t drink or have sexual relation from sunrise to sunset.The aim of Ramadan is to teach all moslem people the patience, the modesty and the spirituality.
In this occasion,I wish for all moslem people happy Ramadan.And,for ill people or pregnant women to pay attention for their health.If they can not fast,it doesn`t matter.Their health before anything else.Even for people who are in good health to pay attention because Ramadan is hard than in few years ago especially the heat arrives to 45 degres!!!!
Happy Ramadan moslem.

the vacation

The Vacation Study Program combines morning classes with afternoon sightseeing and leisure activities. At least one sightseeing activity is offered each weekend.
This program includes 15 hours of morning classroom instruction per week, as well as afternoon and weekend activities. Your family will help you improve your English and you will cherish your new friends and memories forever.

the vacation

The Vacation Study Program combines morning classes with afternoon sightseeing and leisure activities. At least one sightseeing activity is offered each weekend.
This program includes 15 hours of morning classroom instruction per week, as well as afternoon and weekend activities. Your family will help you improve your English and you will cherish your new friends and memories forever.

Monday, August 9, 2010

A good Ramadan

Hi my friends
I wish you a good Ramadan ,the holy month that brings you health , hapiness and prosperity.
May Allah accept fasting ,and strenghtens our faith that he will make us and our descendents of pious muslims.

Monday, August 2, 2010

My Teacher

Dear teacher
You`ve never been workshy..
Altough your value is never taken on consideration by our society..
Thanks to you students look farther..
And become loyal teachers..
I applaud you for your patience,and intellegence
And to be able to make these future generations leaders.
I noticed that you`re working by faith
During my first year with you
Rare teachers like you..

Love you..


I dedicate my poem for you Ms Salhi.I swear to God that you are a kind of teacher that I`ve never seen.You are a golden woman.God bless you.

Big hug..